Her incredible ascent
Helped not hindered
By her working-class accent
And her gnarly grin
Drunk on power
Not barley gin
This ex BBC presenter
That now presents herself
As Harlequin
That enjoyed
The introduction of the bedroom tax
Insanely happy
To swing the austerity axe
Cutting benefits, health
And other help for the poor
Trying to turn back the clock
To a time
Where they’d cue
At the workhouse door
“Please Sir, can I have more”
Planned to have the people
Face all that
Replacing the axe
Now swinging
The Brexit
Baseball bat
Has helped her squad
Convince the working class
To put their view
And help the nation
Commit mass financial