Dear Dave and George,

You seem to ask yourselves “It’s not what we can do for our Country – but “How we can do ill to our Country, and get away with it”. Like a couple of Dandy A*seholes, courtiers of Maggie Anne Toinette you echo her call to the likes of us “Let them eat cack”

We did not give you an overwhelming mandate to rule. You did not win the previous General Election. We did not want you, we did not ask for you. Neither did we ask for your policies that are ripping apart the social fabric of this country and destroying cherished institutions. Something that began with your predecessor Margaret Thatcher – a politician who destroyed communities in the name of ravening Mammon  – and continued with Grinning Jackanapes Blair and dour Gordon. Meddlesome politicians all – remote from the populace they purport to serve. Only a short time ago the Boy from Brixton, John Major, a rare state educated PM saw fit to point out the affect your policies are having on the quiet poor of the land. Do you pay heed? No. You merely snarl contemptuously back at us and continue to do what you will. The men in power – ‘do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law?’

David Cameron Poppycock

We want our public services Mr Cameron and Mr Osborne. We want our Royal Mail – not snouts in the trough Directors and shareholders lording it over privatised mail delivery companies, workers terms and conditions changed and degraded – we want certainty. Our NHS ? Oh so safe in your hands? The hands of conmen  – you have even moved to remove Tory Party speeches from the internet. To cover your tracks perhaps? What a greasy business you are involved in eh, Dave and George? Our NHS, the people’s NHS, not yours – set up to provide free health care for all after the Second World War and you – by sleight of hand and twist of tongue, you are turning it over to   grubby commerce, money from misery, the NHS lozenge shielding your misdemeanours.

United Healthcare and co must be licking their lips and rubbing their hands in glee. You’ve even invited the former head of United Healthcare to take over the running of the NHS. How long before we hear your wail – we cannot afford to provide free healthcare for all, you will have to pay for it with our new system of health insurance – or whatever conman’s trick you will disingenuously play upon us. The public will barely even notice – it will happen, it is happening, incrementally, bit by bit, drip by drip; vampires all, your mantra appears to be one followed in a terrible past:

The best way to take control over a people and control them utterly is to take a little of their freedom at a time, to erode rights by a thousand tiny and almost imperceptible reductions. In this way the people will not see those rights and freedoms being removed until past the point at which these changes cannot be reversed

George Osbourne Poppycock

Let’s get this straight; we’re not suggesting the politics of the Nasty Party are anything like those of the Devil upon Earth who came up with the above – far from it – this is Britain in the 21st century, but the principle remains the same. Does it not?  Take away our cherished public services, enact your controlling laws, keep us quiet? And once you have put your policies into place they will not be reversed. Certainly not by Brother Ed. Career politicians all, a privileged elite.

Russell Brand made some good points a short while back – this country needs a revolution. We don’t think Mr Brand was advocating bloodshed – no, he was advocating a change in the way this country is run, a change from the stale old politics that we, the people are so fed up with. Your Coalition has proved to be the worst of governments for the worst of times. And when Paxo has the temerity to pass comment on politics on a chat show –  he is charged with sneering? Rich words from a member of the sneering class.

So, Dave of the twist of the tongue and George of the gimlet eyes – and the other one. We ask you, for the sake of the country to go – back to whatever dark Etonian or whatever Public School corridors and Bully Boy dormitories you came from. You are not the same as us, the greater mass. We do not love you; we do not want you. We did not ask for you nor the government you imposed upon us. Your mandate to rule? For the sake of the nation. Please. Go. Go soon.