C.old A.s T.hatcher Woman

This woman
Who managed
To climb to
The top of the tree
And commit
The most audacious
Cat burglary
Wearing her trademark
Kitten heels
The coveted prize
She managed to snatch
Had the party faithful
Referring to her
As the next Maggie Thatch
But calling an election
And then losing seats
Proved to not to be
The cleverest plan to hatch
Exposed
Like leaving the bathroom blinds up
So everyone can see you
Take a dump and wee
Had to find a billion quid
To pay the D.U.P
So they’d prop up
This
CAT-astrophy
Went off to Europe
Like a skunk weed smoker
All blurry eyed
Playing pontoon
Whilst everyone else
Was playing poker
The deal was a bad one
For your hand consisted
Of not a single ace
Only a deranged Joker