We at the Guff have not only unearthed some groundbreaking (non) facts and (non) truths but have also obtained (from shittyleaks) some interesting images of the young DT. We therefore put this to our readers “Is this fact mirroring fiction, fiction mirroring fact or an ancient prophecy materialising before our very eyes”?
Damien Thorn so sorry I mean Donald Trump (same initials, same number of letters the devil’s in the detail) has taken the lead in the Republican Candidacy race and if the polls are to be believed already has one foot through the Whitehouse door, this making him the most powerful “man” on Earth. On his journey he has managed to upset almost every group from Catholics, Women, the Disabled to Migrants and the Poor to name a few. We at the Guff find ourselves asking, where did all this anger, rage and hatred come from, why this disdain for his “fellow” humans? In asking these questions we believe we have found the answers. Donald Trump and the rest of his ilk had many questions to ask of the current President, for instance his place of birth, but I would like to ask Mr trump a question, not so much about his place of birth but about the birth mark placed on his head that is so well concealed by his well placed locks. (The year being 2016, 2+0+16=18 as does 6+6+6).
Now again we at the Guff point out that Donald seems to be almost Anti everything, does this also include Anti Christ? The images uncovered would seem that even at an early age Donald although looking angelic would indeed “possess” a wicked, vicious streak that his parents would try and control by caging, but as the 2nd image suggests (by the mischievous maddening stare and the now familiar hairstyle) Young Donald was developing and was already plotting his revenge and the downfall of the human race.
Even if none of this is true we at the Guff would still like to say that if Donald Trump becomes President, God help us all.
