Scooby Doo Doo

Scooby Doo Doo

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In our reboot we have the crew of the Mystery “Machine”, namely those who appear in front of the “camera” (it’s a mystery to us why anyone listens to them) trying to solve the decades old mystery of whose names appear in the Epstein files. To their horror it turns out the biggest gator in this particular swamp is none other than the man they’ve worshipped, protected and given their loyalty to. This motley crew who has firstly demanded that the list be published, then denied the authenticity of the list (encouraged by the gator himself) which has led to them to deviate from their path whilst distracting everyone else with their nonsense.

They know and they know everyone else knows that the man they were and still are so loyal to appears on the list and due to this now finds himself in deep deep do-do. The only mystery that remains is why these people are still allowing him to not only call the shots but to have them doing the shooting (from the lip)? If it wasn’t so tragic it would be quite amusing, they can’t even use ignorance as their excuse anymore, as the information is out there (even if heavily redacted).

IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY

The thing about a “Conspiracy”, this one being a perfect example, is it begins with what many deem as a single “Con” or even a series of “Cons” which is only the first part but then with time the narrative gets hijacked as an act of “Piracy”, being steered away by those who wish to control it, leaving those who craved for the truth to be left without a Scooby-Do (Clue).

What we find interesting about this short clip is how naive he sounds. He first says that he and others were “expecting” the swamp to be drained and that the revelation made by the Musk overstepped the “line in the sand”. What we have learned since is that, they have tried to wash away that particular line by using the stagnated swamp in the form of lies that’s built up and spilled over from the old gator’s administration.

What can we say about this, firstly when asking “he wrote this” a voice in the background says “supposedly”, either casting doubt on the authenticity or covering their back as not to get sued (or unfriended). What we find bizarre is that you have a birthday card being exchanged by two middle aged men that speaks of a secret with an image of what could be described as a prepubescent torso (head and arms removed). Imagine another scenario where the two men involved weren’t extremely rich.

Speaking of rich, here we have Pam Bondi (the Gator’s Aid) telling Americans (whilst survivors of Epstein were directly behind her) that they were lucky to have the old reptilian as President as the stocks that their pensions were linked to were performing well. So, in short, it doesn’t matter that children were made to suffer unimaginable horrors at the hands of the “filthy” rich, just as long as the economy hadn’t suffered also, now that’s rich.

It would seem that it’s not just the swamp that needs draining, it also looks as if Donald has more than one disguise. Maybe this is a true reflection of the current state of America, nothing more than a toxic pool (of people) corrupted by a bodged attempt to look great. M.aking A.lgae G.row A.gain

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