(We Don’t Care About Real News So) Bring On The Clowns

So it would seem that not only has the commercialisation of Christmas (article for a later date) and the legalisation of wrong doing and begging (in the form of Shalloween) reached our shores via America but now the phenomenon of OVER REACTING, sorry we mean “Killer Clowns”. The sighting of these clowns (who are yet to kill anyone) are becoming more and more frequent in the pages of the tabloid press and on our TV screens in the form of “news reporting”.


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Pennywise

Fictional clown created by the Horror Writer Stephen King. Pennywise was created as the manifestation of an ancient evil that was responsible for a number of tragic events and the deaths of a number of young children

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John Wayne Gacey

Named after the all American, gun toting hero this “Killer Clown” did indeed deserve this title as he was responsible for the deaths of 32 young men and boys.

 

 

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This loveable peddler of premature death and disease should maybe considered the Flag Bearer of  Western Obesity. He has single handily conquered many a country and in thus doing so has laid waste the future of thousands if not millions of lives, even reversing the trend of year on year increased life expectancy. Ronald may now not have the credentials he once had, as it would seem he has been air

 

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Brushed from all adverts and “restaurants”? Is he a victim of his own success or his own menu?When an orange faced clown (in this case make up applied) wearing ludicrous hair, or indeed the Bugged Eyed former First Lady (First
Lady to benefit from her Husbands infidelity) are vying to become “Leader” of the “Free” World and over here we have the circus that is Brexit, we ask when will these “news” outlets start reporting rather than regurgitating and report on serious matters rather than clowning around?

 

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Hurricane Mathew responsible for the deaths of nearly one thousand people in a matter of hours, yet as is always the case the reporting and the rescuing of the victims of these disasters depends heavily on the colour of their skin, their country of origin and their class/status and it may even be suggested the manner in which they met their death.

We at the Guff are not questioning why these masked loners are appearing but why the need for the press to report it on such a scale when there are more important things to be reporting/informing the public of.

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