As far as the tale of these villains go
We are now near the middle
For the next one on the list
Is the equivalent of a knock knock joke
Wrapped inside a riddle
(*Riddler)
You’d have to go far
To find someone
Who knew less
The best compliment
We could pay to this guy
Is that he’s absolutely clueless
Whose negotiating strategy
Was to do less
And then blame the other side
Cue, mess
Whilst sweating profusely
And claiming
“I don’t do stress”
Leaving his post
And the UK’s negotiations
In the pits
A true cess
