You were the one
Who indeed
Broke the Bat
When you chose
To throw in your hat
Your motives
Were obvious
No need to explain
Two letters you penned
One to leave
The other
To remain
It was at that moment
That you became
More than an annoyance
And more than a pain
The Brexit Poster Boy
Known as BANE
With the Bat now broken
Only one objective remained
For you to become leader
And swiftly ordained
Wait a moment
For whilst you felt
You were holding all the aces
You were quite unexpectedly
Stabbed in the back
By a former ally
With 2 faces
