This cunning
Conniving
Contriving fox
Let loose
In this chicken coup
Would have us all
Covered
In guts, blood and poop
But at least
The chickens
Would be clean
For they will be
Washed and bathed
In Chlorine
This providing us
With the perfect metaphor
Those thinking that the gamble
Of leaving Europe
Will have the US provide us
With a better draw
The chlorinated chicken
Headless, lifeless and gutless
Sums up this Tory Party
Of Pirates
Willing to carve up and sell of the NHS
With their cutlass
The writing will indeed be on the wall
Rather than on a bus
When we eventually realise
That the joke’s actually on us
*Joker

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