Politics

claptrap noun [ U ] informal disapproving uk /ˈklæp.træp/ us /ˈklæp.træp/ silly talk that means nothing and should not be believed: Cambridge Dictionary    Boris “Thank you NHS, everybody”…

Her incredible ascentHelped not hinderedBy her working-class accentAnd her gnarly grinDrunk on powerNot barley ginThis ex BBC presenterThat now presents herselfAs HarlequinThat enjoyedThe introduction of the bedroom taxInsanely happyTo swing…

As far as the tale of these villains go We are now near the middle For the next one on the list Is the equivalent of a knock knock joke…

This cunning Conniving Contriving fox Let loose In this chicken coup Would have us all Covered In guts, blood and poop But at least The chickens Would be clean For…

This womanWho managedTo climb toThe top of the treeAnd commitThe most audaciousCat burglaryWearing her trademarkKitten heelsThe coveted prizeShe managed to snatchHad the party faithfulReferring to herAs the next Maggie ThatchBut…

This woman Who had the peopleWonder who she wasAnd wonder whence she cameWas soon only one of 2 players left in the gameShe led some up the garden pathAnd led…

One who had Visions of grandeur Who sought for himself the Leadership Who was buoyed By one Who wrote BS That was ingested By the Daily Mail readership But alas…

You were the one Who indeed Broke the Bat When you chose To throw in your hat Your motives Were obvious No need to explain Two letters you penned One…

Although the following article mentions one case in particular, we’re hoping it speaks for all the journalists that risk their lives to bring us news of wrong doing and corruption…

So moving on (from the “Who Knew” series) but not far (as the players still seem to feature on our TV screens) we would now like to give you our…