So moving on (from the “Who Knew” series) but not far (as the players still seem to feature on our TV screens) we would now like to give you our take on those that regard themselves either as (Super) heroes or a Hulking presence when in fact they could quite easily be considered as Villains of the Peace, well definitely Villains of our Piece. We take inspiration from the D(avid) C(ameron’s) Universe because half of those mentioned have only gained prominence either under his leadership or since he’s left office and with David now having written his very own “graphic” novel we’d like to add some rhyme to the crime (that is Dave’s legacy)
This Tale some may say is truly astronomical
The main protagonist
As his initials suggests
Is quite comical
His Party having been frozen out for 13 long years
Couldn’t believe their eyes and ears
Found themselves coming back from the Polar Regions
This motley reinvented rabble had a new leader
And the Lib Dems to swell their legions
The caped crusader that seemed
To have it all mastered
With his sidekick,
Clegg
AKA Robin’ (scheming lying Bastard)
This Eton educated millionaire
Who came to us
Without a care
Well educated and debonair
With his tailored suits
And well groomed hair
Offspring of Thatcher
And clone of Blair
To retake power
Such a simple task
No longer the Nasty Party
Instead a softer
Indeed a more caring mask
Was this for real
Did anybody ask?
No not one
Instead he was allowed to bask
In the limelight
As the nation’s saviour
Making capital
Out of New Labours behaviour
The infamous note
That claimed there was no money left
That had the people
Feeling bereft
But who knew
That without further ado
This mask that seemed anew
And made of the finest silk
That hid not only his identity
Also his intentions
As well as that of his ilk
You could almost hear Maggie
“Snatch it all”
Why settle for milk.
No longer talk of Big Society
Drunk on power
No need for sobriety
For when it comes to austerity
There seems only one variety
For these lot
Greed is God
No need for piety
So as you will hear
We’ll make it simple and plain
The first one on the list
Is Boris
AKA Bane
