The Tories have been very busy as of late, knowing that the game is up they are using every divisive diversion they can manifest. In this instance Rishi has decided to lay claim that the country is descending into mob rule (maybe if they didn’t part privatise the probation service, the prison service and cut over 20,000 in number of serving police officers things would be so different). On this occasion though we at GUFFPOST couldn’t agree more, the country rather than descending into “mob rule” has been ruled by a mob for years and it is they who we should be fearful of the most.
We have managed to trawl through some archives and find some of the tracks (of destruction) they have left behind. Not only are they proud of the turmoil they have caused up and down the country, but they also like to glorify it in their music. These gang members use the musical genre (of what’s been coined by the media as “Prankster Rap”, because they cannot be taken seriously in their roles as statesman, coming across as a bunch of clowns). Although their photo album features only the most notorious, they are many in number and can be quite an intimidating mob (cutting the most vulnerable in society even before the advent of 14 years of austerity)
Here we list songs from their albums as a way of reflecting their thoughts and how they view us who suffer from their cruel acts.
1. F*ck tha Police (the Doctors, the Nurses, the Teachers, the Rail Workers, and anybody else in the public sector)
2. Impress Yourself (because nobody else will be)
3. Always into somethin’ (that only benefits the rich)
4. Dopeman
5. Ching Ching Cheque
6. Appetite for Destruction
7. Straight Outta Eton
8. Pranksta Pranksta
9. Real Arseholes
10. If It Aint Ruff (we’ll make it so it is)
11. A Glitch is a Glitch
12. Eton’s In Da House
13. 100 Lies and Runnin’ (the country into the ground)
14. They Swallowed It
15. Foolem, Fuckum and Flee
16. Don’t Drink That Wine (We’ve got other drinks for the lockdown party)
We will now leave you with archive footage of an honest man who played the part of a crooks (rather than crooks that play the part of honest men). In the clip you’ll see how the real mob rule.
