Posts by Onward Agency

Keep them @bay
Keep them @bay

100 DAYS

In the news papers and on various news bulletins they announced “100 days” as if in a 100 days time we’ll all wake up, shake our heads and say as…
Argos and Amazon Spot the Difference
Argos and Amazon Spot the Difference

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

At School I was always being told to stop smirking when being reprimanded for the latest misdemeanour. I would always argue my case, explaining that it was not a smirk…
The Last Strawberry
The Last Strawberry

THE LAST STRAW-BERRY

Is Ageism the new Racism? With the recent defeat of John McCririck losing to a channel that has equality embedded in it’s foundation (now preferring to exploit everyone from the…
Wronga.com
Wronga.com

PAYING THE PRICE

Tonga, Really! Well it’s that time of year again, when people up and down the country are now counting the cost after celebrating the birth of someone they don’t believe…
BrrrShit-Gas, British-Gas
BrrrShit-Gas, British-Gas

A COSTLY WINTER AGAIN

Up and down the country incensed pensioners are vowing to take the fight to this multi-nationals head quarters (as soon as the weather picks up) a spokes person has said…
Remember Remember the 5th of November
Remember Remember the 5th of November

REMEMBER THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER

The beasts of the field and the birds of the free air cry out on this day of smokes from a thousand burning waste incinerators (all clean and green you…
Dont mention the pension
Dont mention the pension

DON’T MENSION THE PENSION

We at the Guff are adding our weight and voice behind our brave fire fighters. Fire Fighters We wish to shed some light on their campaign by creating some thought provoking…
Jimmy Savile - Jimmy's Vile
Jimmy Savile - Jimmy's Vile

JI’MMY SAVILE

If the BBC is affectionately known as Auntie then Jimmy Savile was definately the weird pervy Uncle. If the BBC is affectionately known as Auntie then Jimmy Savile was definately…
Downing Street Crime Scene
Downing Street Crime Scene

DOWNING STREET GATE

(Because that’s what the story is about) It wasn’t so much what he said – after all the effing being ignored or even accepted as something that is said to…
UKRAIN(E) AND POLITICAL CHAOS
UKRAIN(E) AND POLITICAL CHAOS

UKRAIN(E) AND POLITICAL CHAOS

So after telling their drivers to put Somerset into their Sat Navs the leaders of the 3 main political parties (Conservatives, Labour and Ukip) finally found their way to the…
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